On last night's Nip/Tuck, a doctor-after being caught fucking a couch-admitted that he is an objectum sexual, i.e. sexually and emotionally attracted to inanimate objects. Clip is NSFW, because of dudity.
Dudity = male nudity, and in this case, a very sculpted, naked ass.
We'd think the whole storyline was ridiculous if we didn't already see a documentary about objectum sexuality, and know it is a very real thing, at least, in the eyes of those who identify with it.