Reader Roundup

The best and worst comments of the day:

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to The "New Anna Wintour" Is More Awesome Than The Old One: "Why is the new Anna Wintour wearing elephantine bacteria around her neck?" We say: Darling, didn't you know? One-celled accessories are all the rage. We're wearing an amoeba bracelet right now. • Worst Comment Of The Day, in response to Katie Holmes Cannot Believe Her Eyes: "Ok, I just have to say this: why are we looking at pictures of Katie Holmes? She isn't even wearing a cute outfit, she's really boring and she doesn't really have an interesting career. Yet SJ after SJ we have Katie Holmes pictures. Aren't there more interesting people of which to buy photos? UG. Two thumbs down." We say: We are so sorry. We didn't realize. If we had known that you think she is boring, we never would have posted that picture. Never mind that nine hundred people today and six thousand people yesterday wanted to click on a picture of Katie Holmes. Since you think she is boring, we will stop posting pictures of her. Kidding! Look for even more, tomorrow. Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha.