• By Tracie
    Feb 23, 2009 11:00 AM 8,842
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    Heterosexual Hugh Jackman Gives Barbara Walters A Lap Dance

    For her 28th annual Oscar special, Barbara Walters interviewed Hugh Jackman, and asked him if he is gay. He said no. Then she asked him for a lap dance. He said yes.



    The Jonas Brothers were up first. For as much as I immerse myself in pop culture, I know nothing about these guys except that they're virgins and proud of it. I'm old now, because I can't tell which one is supposed to be the cute one. However, based solely on looks, I think this one — who has juvenile diabeedus — is most likely the gay one:



    These two have decidedly ungay eyebrows.






    RIP Loki


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