How To Reinforce Sexist Cliches In 44 Easy StepsAnna North2/19/09 5:40pmFiled to: Once, twice, 44 times a lame-oBreakups44 StepsRelationshipsThe frisky29EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalinkThe Frisky lists 44 steps to breaking up with your boyfriend, and it's 44 kinds of annoying.AdvertisementThe Frisky's list is based on the video "How To Break Up With Your Girlfriend In 64 Easy Steps," but while that video is cute and funny and kind of true, The Frisky's version is basically just a list of boring rom-com stereotypes. Check out steps 1-4:1. Get a boyfriend 2. Tell everyone you know you have a boyfriend 3. Update your Facebook profile to reflect that you now have a boyfriend 4. Stop hanging out with your friends so you can spend every minute with your boyfriendSee, women are loose-lipped, clingy, and care about guys above all else. Oh, except . . .Advertisement6. Start reading The Knot and daydream about planning a wedding with your boyfriendWeddings! Oh, and this:16. Spend a weekend watching as many episodes of "Sex and the City" as you canYou know it's true, ladies. But why do our pink, gooey hearts love aisle walks and Carrie Bradshaw so much? Oh, right, it's because we're pathetic. Observe:Sponsored18. Go to Macy's just to smell your ex-boyfriend's cologneAnd:Advertisement30. Find an old copy of Time Out 31. Text him and ask if he wants his old copy of Time Out 32. Wonder why he isn't texting you back 33. Text him something you overhear on the street the next day that you know he'd think was really funny 34. Wait for him to text back 35. Call him and leave a message asking if he's getting your texts 36. Wait for him to call back 37. Call one of his friends and ask if he's okayOk, so breakups are messy, and we all do lame things from time to time. But The Frisky's list isn't even funny, it's just 44 slightly different cliches. Is there like a female-stereotype robot in a warehouse somewhere just spewing out this stuff? Somehow, we think you can do better. Oh wait, you already did!