dirt bag 985 11,152 The Awful Truth: Rihanna and Chris Brown Are Making Music Together

politics 838 3,568 Sarah Palin Reveals Diabolical Plan to Spontaneously Run for President

chris brown 472 30,673 A Chronological Look at What Exactly Is Wrong With Chris Brown

health 343 4,031 Your Mother Was Right: If You Don’t Get Enough Sleep, You’re Going to Get Sick

downton abbey 333 2,987 Four Words: Downton Abbey Paper Dolls

wtf 331 8,440 Do You Have One of Those Fancy Toothbrushes That Mangles Your Face?

travel 232 15,998 Mom With Crying Baby Unwisely Uses the Emergency Exit to Get Off the Plane Faster

roe v world 194 18,179 How in the Hell are We Supposed to Grant Fertilized Eggs Constitutional Rights?

police 167 2,421 Gross Cop Accused of Demanding Sexual Favors for Legal Help

pill baby pill 166 61,363 Congressional Birth Control Hearing Involves Exactly Zero People Who Have a Uterus

notable/quotable 166 20,677 Nancy Pelosi is Sick of this Birth Control Bullshit, Too

bad education 161 18,883 Awful Teacher Makes Students Write Cards to Her Kiddie Porn Collecting Boyfriend in Prison

dirt bag 161 19,122 Jada Pinkett Smith Wrote a Cheesy Love Song About Will Smith

college 155 45,291 The Creepy ‘Hot for Teacher’ Essays That Got a Student Kicked Off Campus

social minefield 118 24,319 The Art and Science of Crying at Work

the gay agenda 103 13,021 Legislator Warns that Modern Family Will Ruin Kids By Teaching them About Gayness

food 74 4,727 Baby Formula: The Next Frontier in Arsenic’s Battle to Exterminate Us

pets 73 11,395 Be Nice to Your Girlfriend’s Pet — But Not Too Nice

hunger games 66 12,816 Lenny Kravitz Shills Gold Eyeliner For Hunger Games

reader roundup 57 7,319 Comment of the Day: This Is Your Brain on Birth Control

hard knox life 48 13,695 Amanda Knox Gets That Zillion Dollar Book Deal We All Expected

sports 42 10,543 Piggyback Grifter’s High-School Classmate Says He’s Always Been a Piggybacker