Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag were on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno last night to discuss their bogus Mexican marriage and shockingly, we wound up feeling bad for Spencer.

When Leno asked if the couple are going to make their marriage legal in the U.S., Spencer immediately answered, "absolutely," to which Heidi said, "really?" Throughout the rest of the interview, Heidi contradicted everything Spencer said or looked totally surprised by his answers. Why does Spencer bother to concoct all this ridiculous tabloid fodder if his partner in crime can't even remember her lines? Clip at left.