The Dog Show has hit New York. This is the space in which an introduction should go, but instead: OMG! Puppies!

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Someone is living a more luxurious life than you are.

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While the jacket and the woman are amusing, one has to wonder if the dog is in on the joke.

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A little privacy, please?

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Gah! Chihuahuas are my kryptonite. Cant. Type. Losing. Brain. Function. Must. Squee!!!

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Gigi knew that she and Scruffy were from different worlds.

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"Hi! Have we met? There's something about you… It's like we're soulmates!"

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This just doesn't seem appropriate.

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"Ahh. This is the life."

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"Make sure they know that I asked for a soy caramel latte, and that this is the second time they have messed it up. If I had thumbs, I would do it myself."

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"Being gorgeous is a tough job, but someone's gotta do it."

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"No, I'm sorry, I will not make love to the camera."

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Aww, with a lineup this cute, they're all winners, right?

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Relaxing before show time?

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What is the backstory here?!!?!