Jennifer Aniston Needs To Take Out The Trash, But Doesn't Know Where It Is

  • John Mayer was more than happy to talk with Ellen today about his relationship with Jennifer Aniston, including their sleepovers and the fact that Jen doesn't know where her kitchen garbage is.
  • John emphasized several times that he does, in fact, sleep over at Jen's, then made fun of her high-tech house. "There is no normal thing in the Aniston house. You won't find a light switch. The light switch is not antiquated – there is a six-button light panel. It does everything. The top button is 'on,' and the button right below that one seems to be an air horn, so in the middle of the night it's very difficult." John adds, "The other day, I'm like, 'This is the most beautiful kitchen of all time. Where is the trash?'" He says Jen, "didn't know where the trash was." [People, TV Crunch]
  • Michael Phleps says it's fair that USA Swimming suspended him for three months over the pictures of him smoking pot. "Obviously, for a mistake you should get punished," he said. [Yahoo]
  • Jessica Simpson had a minor meltdown on stage in Michigan. She forgot the lyrics to "Come on Over" and other songs, fought back tears, and told the audience she felt like walking off the stage. [TMZ, AP]
  • Anne Hathaway has to foot the bill with her new boyfriend Adam Shulman, because the struggling actor can't afford to participate in her extravagant lifestyle. But Adam is not a swindler like ex Raffaello Follieri. "He feels bad that Anne has to pay, so he does little things for her, like buy her books, give her love notes and cook her meals - little things to make her feel special," says a source. [Star]
  • Maybe Simon Cowell isn't such a Scrooge after all. There are reports that he bailed Fantasia out when her home was going to be foreclosed on, and didn't want anyone to know about it. [Perez Hilton]
  • In other Fantasia news, she is going to earn her high school degree. She dropped out of school in the 9th grade and says she wants to set a good example for her daughter and teenage brother. [Perez Hilton]
  • Steven Adler is headed back to rehab, but Dr. Drew won't be there. A judge ordered him to check himself in to non-televised rehab on Monday after failing to do his community service for a DUI arrest. [TMZ]
  • Andy Dick has finally learned a very important lesson: "When I drink I turn into a moron," he says. "I think I'm being funny and clever, but I look back on the video tape and I border on retardation. [People]
  • Krayzie Bone of Bone, Thugs-n-Harmony is in talks to work with K-Fed. This only makes sense because Krayzie Bone admits he's never heard Kevin's music. [TMZ]
  • Spencer Pratt is reportedly planning a fake divorce to go with his fake wedding to Heidi. Whatever happened to the fake pregnancy stunt they were planning? [Perez Hilton]
  • Salma Hayek, who had her daughter at 41, has some words of encouragement for women over 40 who want to start a family: "When you turn 40, it's a lot easier than 30," she said "They lied when they said you get old when you're 40. The best is the 40s." [People]
  • Axl Rose says he'll never reunite with Guns N' Roses bandmate Slash. "What's clear is that one of the two of us will die before a reunion and however sad, ugly or unfortunate anyone views it, it is how it is. Those decisions were made a long time ago and reiterated year after year by one man," says Rose. [Rolling Stone]
  • Paul Walker, 35, says he is not engaged to a 19-year-old girl he started dating when she was 16. But he didn't deny that he's dating her. [Us]
  • Boy George is going to get out of jail early. He'll be set free in April for reasons unknown. [The Village Voice]
  • Whitney Houston is planning a comeback and will perform at Clive Davis's pre-Grammys gala. [Rolling Stone]
  • Also performing at the bash (sans lip synching): Jennifer Hudson. [Fox News]
  • Keira Knightly is still concerned about the rumors that she's anorexic, saying that they "could potentially ruin my career because, if I had been ill, there is no way I would be able to do the action movies that I do - I wouldn't be hired." [Perez Hilton]
  • Daniel Dae Kim thinks his Lost castmate Josh Holloway will make a great dad. "He's a very sweet sensitive man," says Kim. Just like Sawyer! [People]
  • Cybil Shepard's daughter and L Word actress Clementine Ford came out as a lesbian on the cover of the magazine Diva. [ONTD]
  • Ginnifer Goodwin says that she's tired of getting asked if someone's ever told her "he's just not that into you" while promoting her new film. "I keep wanting to say, 'I'm an actress, I get rejected on a daily basis,'" says Goodwin. [WWD]
  • Taboo of the Black Eyed Peas is expecting his first baby with his wife Jaymie this summer. He has a teenage son from a previous relationship. [People]
  • Reality star New York has joined the touring company of The Vagina Monologues. [ONTD]
  • In a lengthy interview with Elizabeth Moss, the actress valiantly deflects questions about fiance Fred Armisen, but is willing to talk Mad Men. She says people come up to her and tell her they love Peggy, but "people definitely say funny things, like I usually hear that I look better in person which is one of the things you don't really know how to respond to, but I understand. I get a lot of, "You look much thinner in person." [Gothamist]