The blog Pets Who Want to Kill Themselves catalogues the horrible things humans have subjected their pets to, from being carried around in a backpack to being forced to wear a Hello Kitty costume.

The blog captions what pets are thinking in various shameful poses, though the humiliation is usually evident in the animal's eyes. Sometimes the worst thing about being a pet is not being able to say, "no, I would not be cuter if I was groomed to look like a Ninja Turtle." [Entertainment Weekly]

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