On last night's episode of the Real Housewives, Vicki got angry when Gretchen said that her favorite drink is a Dirty Martini with bleu cheese-stuffed olives, claiming that she "copied" her. She was totally serious.

I've got news for you Vicki: A Grey Goose Dirty Martini with bleu cheese-stuffed olives is my favorite drink. And I'm not just saying that because I want to be as cool as you. And speaking of cool, the new girl, Lynne, has no idea whether or not she has air conditioning, although she suspects she might because "a loud machine" comes on at night.

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