Reader Roundup

Guys, here is your "Bestie":

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to 'Tis The Season: Punxsutawney Phil Bears Bad Tidings: "Phuck you, Phil." We say: Normally we wouldn't approve of such vitriol towards a critter, but the bastard deserves it! • Worst Comment Of The Day, in response to Drink And Look Dude-Like: "First!" Second Worst Comment Of The Day, in reponse to Reese Witherspoon: Shelf Pleasuring: "She's a big bowl of boring blah." We say: Hortense was out sick today, but there are clearly some new people visiting the site. They should read this and this. Here's an excerpt:

We will ban anyone we deem to be excessively self-promotional, obnoxious, immature, insulting, nasty, and yes, boring.