13 Horrifying Images From The New Teen Vogue

Wow: The March issue of Teen Vogue already hit mailboxes, and there's some scary stuff inside. Let's take a look, shall we?

13 Horrifying Images From The New Teen Vogue

This Guess ad is terrifying, because what is with the tatas and the big hair? And aren't they at odds with the Teen Vogue aesthetic?

13 Horrifying Images From The New Teen Vogue

Don't mind Gisele, she's just fingering herself.

13 Horrifying Images From The New Teen Vogue

I saw some "lifecaster" who shall remain nameless dancing to the Aerosmith song "Pink," and I was like, does she know that "pink" means vagina? And what about people who wear that Victoria's Secret stuff with "pink" emblazoned on the ass? People! It is slang for cooch. Cut it out.

13 Horrifying Images From The New Teen Vogue

Flying Fart Jeans: The hot new thing.

13 Horrifying Images From The New Teen Vogue

Friends, there are eight pages of jumping pictures in this issue. More proof that Ladymags love leaping layouts.

13 Horrifying Images From The New Teen Vogue

"Worlds collide when an African-inspired tee is paired with shredded jeans." Shredded jeans + Africa = Worlds collide? Can anyone explain what this means? I'm trying to decide if I should be mildly outraged or merely amused.

13 Horrifying Images From The New Teen Vogue

I'm all for fun teen mag layouts, but this chick is wearing pajamas to walk her damn serval on a chain. WTF.

13 Horrifying Images From The New Teen Vogue

The cat is all, "I can has chauffeur?"

13 Horrifying Images From The New Teen Vogue

No. This is not a good idea.

13 Horrifying Images From The New Teen Vogue

OMG WHY ARE WE SCREAMING?

13 Horrifying Images From The New Teen Vogue

LOL I DUNNO OMG!

13 Horrifying Images From The New Teen Vogue

Ooh, this one isn't terrifying, this one is good. Hi Chuck Bass!

13 Horrifying Images From The New Teen Vogue

Three words:

13 Horrifying Images From The New Teen Vogue

Neon is back.



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