Yesterday, the Continental chic set boarded the Metro — or, more likely, chauffered cars — to attend the opening of Stella McCartney's new Paris store. And can anything involving Catherine Deneuve be less than fab?

The Good:
Something about Zoe Felix's green slippers just makes it look like she has everything figured out.


The ability to wear a getup like this as easily as jeans and a tee is what separates your fashion folk from the rest of us.


Catherine Deneuve's status as gracefully-aging icon is like death and taxes.


Would I wear this? Probably not, but then, I'm not this model!


Vahina Giocante: shouldn't work, totally does.


The Bad:
Even Sascha's ridiculous headband, stockings, and stacks of jewelry cannot make this Clueless boudoir jacket shine by comparison.


Dasha Zhukova's macrame nightmare brings tears to the eyes of even a 70s crafter.

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