This Friday brought out the Best and the Worst:

The Best Comment Of The Day, in response to 9-Year-Old's Movie Finds A Producer: "At some point in elementary school I wrote a book called the little engine that couldn't. It was very dramatic and included illustrations of a very scared train falling backwards off a mountain. All development deals welcome." We say: We're picturing Mickey Rourke in this toot de force. • Worst Comment Of The Day, in response to 9-Year-Old's Movie Finds A Producer: "This kid sucks. Plain and simple." Hortense says: "He's 9!"