Seriously Underwhelming Fashions At Underworld Premiere

Underworld: Rise of the Lycans premiered at L.A.'s ArcLight Cinemas last night, representing the first and last time any woman will voluntarily see the flick. Clothes —and shoes! — were appropriately awful.







The Good:


Seriously Underwhelming Fashions At Underworld Premiere

Lorraine Stewart (with Michael Sheen) is Joan Holloway glam in LBD.


Seriously Underwhelming Fashions At Underworld Premiere

Not always the easiest shape, but Garcelle Beauvais rocks the heck out of this tulip.


Seriously Underwhelming Fashions At Underworld Premiere

Christel Khalil actually makes the fedora look un-self-conscious!


Seriously Underwhelming Fashions At Underworld Premiere

Eleni Tzimas is — dare I say it? — Parisienne chic!


Seriously Underwhelming Fashions At Underworld Premiere

Not sure how I feel about the fact that Rhona Mitra is essentially just wearing a wedding dress, but the frock itself is pretty classic.


The Bad:

Seriously Underwhelming Fashions At Underworld Premiere

Vail Bloom: the salon called. They're going to need that robe back.


Seriously Underwhelming Fashions At Underworld Premiere

Like Elle Travis, we remember when these frocks were all the rage. Unlike her, we're not nostalgic!


The Ugly:

Seriously Underwhelming Fashions At Underworld Premiere

In so many ways, the Uglies are my favorites. I mean, how much chutzpah does Marta McGonagle have?

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