Underworld: Rise of the Lycans premiered at L.A.'s ArcLight Cinemas last night, representing the first and last time any woman will voluntarily see the flick. Clothes —and shoes! — were appropriately awful.
Lorraine Stewart (with Michael Sheen) is Joan Holloway glam in LBD.
Not always the easiest shape, but Garcelle Beauvais rocks the heck out of this tulip.
Christel Khalil actually makes the fedora look un-self-conscious!
Eleni Tzimas is — dare I say it? — Parisienne chic!
Not sure how I feel about the fact that Rhona Mitra is essentially just wearing a wedding dress, but the frock itself is pretty classic.
Vail Bloom: the salon called. They're going to need that robe back.
Like Elle Travis, we remember when these frocks were all the rage. Unlike her, we're not nostalgic!
In so many ways, the Uglies are my favorites. I mean, how much chutzpah does Marta McGonagle have?
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