Newsflash: Man Who Criticizes Women's Bodies No Prize Himself

This, friends, is the face of Nick Coles, the man who wrote last week's sensitive and enlightening "Butterbodies" post on Spike TV.

We think it's a little hard to gauge his looks, given the stupid face he's making, but he certainly shouldn't be casting the first stone where attractiveness is concerned. Not that there's any level of hotness that would make it okay to call Salma Hayek fat. Or that would make it charming to list the Top 13 Hottest Dead Girls who "will always be remembered because they were hot." Stay classy, Nick! [ONTD, Spike TV]