Maybe we're attracted to the mystique of polygamous Mormon sects, or to being confronted with blatant sexism, or to Chloe Sevigny's character's wardrobe — whatever the case, we're totally into HBO's Big Love.

It's great that the show is going deeper into Albie's homosexuality, which his own mother — who we learned probably put a hit out on him — says is a choice. Interestingly, whenever any of the polygamists on the show talk about their religion and/or relationships, they refer to them as "destiny," which really illustrates how arbitrary and retarded their beliefs are. Clip above.