Kate Moss Celebrates Turning 35 With An Evening At Home ... And Dead Animals

  • Kate Moss is staying in on her birthday. A pig on a spit, crates of alcohol, a tiger rug, and deer heads were delivered to her home for the gigantic party she's hosting. [Daily Mail]
  • Update: Johnny Knoxville explains that the fake grenade in his bag that led to his being detained at LAX was a prop from a MTV show he was shooting. "When the shoot was over, the wardrobe girl packed my luggage so I could go home and, unbeknownst to me, she packed a FAKE hand grenade (a prop grenade that I'd taken to the shoot) in the front zipper of my luggage," says Knoxville. [People]
  • Kimora Lee Simmons and Djimon Hounsou are expecting a baby! [Us]
  • Pam Anderson wrote a letter to city authorities in Mumbai, India urging them to sterilize stray dogs rather than killing them. [BBC]
  • People asked celebs what position they'd like in an Obama cabinet. Anne Hathaway, Corbin Bleu of High School Musical, and David Archuletta all want to have one-on-one time with Sasha and Malia, which is understandable but still kind of creepy. Also: The thought of Katy Perry being Secretary of State makes us shudder. [People]
  • Rub-a-dub-dub, this is a video of Robert Pattinson getting scrubbed down by a man in a tub. [Perez Hilton]
  • Here are the first pictures of Britney rehearsing for her new tour. She is dancing, but the cut-off top that exposes the bottom of her leopard print bra still seems like a sign that something is amiss. [ONTD]
  • Hustler is working on a porn version of Happy Days. What's more shocking is that It Ain't Happy Days XXX is the best name they could come up with. [The Sun]
  • Catherine Deneuve is suing the editor of a book which portrayed her father as a Nazi sympathizer during WWII. [Daily Express]
  • Paris Hilton has lost her camera again. It contains personal photos from her trip to Australia. Fool her once, shame on you. Fool her twice ... can't fool her again. [Perez Hilton]
  • In other Paris pic news, Karl Larsen, the man who shot that infamous picture of Paris crying in the back of a police car, is suing ABC News for running the photo without giving him credit. Instead, ABC attributed it to Nick Ut, the Pulitzer Prize winning photographer who shot the picture of the naked 9-year-old girl running from a napalm attack during the Vietnam War. [TMZ]
  • Apparently Neil Young's new album, a musical commentary on the financial crisis, is so bad that his fans are hoping the record company won't release it. [The Guardian]
  • TV "star" Doug Reinhardt, who Amanda Bynes just broke up with, is so creepy that he's making public comments about their relationship and claiming he broke up with her. This is what you get when you date Lauren Conrad's cast offs. [Perez Hilton]
  • The "milk mustache" ad campaign is changing its slogan to "Drink well. Live well." Christie Brinkley, who was one of the first celebrities in the original 1995 ads, is included in the new campaign. [Ad Week]
  • Ellen finally got George Clooney to come on her show after tons of begging. [People]
  • Tom Hanks, an executive producer of Big Love says that Mormon support of Proposition 8 was "un-American." [Fox News]
  • Ha. One Oklahoma man took advantage of Capital One's offer to add a personal photo to your credit card by uploading Nick Nolte's mug shot. The bank actually sent the man the card, then contacted him a few days later to recall it. [The Smoking Gun]
  • A love letter written by Edith Piaf to a Greek actor is being auctioned. She wrote, "I love you like I have never loved. Taki, don't let my heart die!" [Reuters]
  • Lindsay Lohan violated the terms of her probation when she moved out of Samantha Ronson's house. She was supposed to re-enroll in her alcohol education course at her new address, but she was 10 days late. Her lawyer cleared it up. [TMZ]
  • Ugh. Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson will guest star on an episode of CSI: New York as Bonnie and Clyde wannabees. [Entertainment Weekly]
  • Apparently Lipstick Jungle isn't 100% cancelled and there is some plot afoot to save the show, if you care. [Entertainment Weekly]
  • The premiere of a new London play starring Richard Dreyfuss has been postponed because the actor couldn't learn his lines. In previews, he was having lines fed to him through an earpiece. [The Telegraph]
  • Mira Sorvino broke five of her teeth while performing her own stunts for the upcoming TV mini-series The Knights Templar. [People]
  • Faith Hill and Tim McGraw will be paying $13,000 to $15,000 for their D.C. hotel suite during the inauguration. Celebrities: They're not just like us! [TMZ]
  • "I think she's a frosty-ass b**ch, and she said in The New York Times Magazine that she didn't like the way I used language. I'm a lyricist. Call it whatever the f**k you want, but don't talk about how I use language because how I use language is my bread and butter. - Courtney Love, on her grandmother. [Daily Express]