Put Your Eyebrows On A Diet

Cosmo's Andrea Levinthal says if you can't hit gym, just let your eyebrows grow. "Who knew??" says Levinthal. "I always thought the thinner, the brow, the thinner I looked." Congratulations, Andrea, that means you were thinking about this. We're going to take your advice a step further and spray our faces with Rogaine, to conceal that hideous facial chub beneath a luxuriant beard. [Cosmo]