For some reason, it took eight seasons of American Idol for a girl to audition in a bikini. And it took new Idol judge Kara DioGuardi two minutes to be a bitch about it.

The contestant sang Mariah Carey's "Vision of Love," and her voice was a lot better than one would expect, given the fact that she used her body to get the attention of producers. Kara decided that she wasn't that good of a singer, however, and tried to have a sing-off. It didn't work, and, after the girl got an invitation to go to Hollywood anyway, she tried make out with Ryan Seacrest, who was even more uncomfortable with this woman's display than Kara was.