What Clothes? Urban Outfitters Presents Naked & Half-Naked Chicks

The models in the latest Urban Outfitters catalog are shot all moody, hazy and soft-focus, in various states of undress. Before we get to the nudity, know this:

What Clothes? Urban Outfitters Presents Naked & Half-Naked Chicks

Harem pants are, indeed, back. And they're called "harem pants." As in, a group of women who sexually service a man. These will set you back $58. Enjoy.

What Clothes? Urban Outfitters Presents Naked & Half-Naked Chicks

And so begins the display of skin. Distracted by the fact that she doesn't have a shirt? Toplessness is still hot, apparently.

What Clothes? Urban Outfitters Presents Naked & Half-Naked Chicks

A closer look: She is actually attempting to push product, you know. The sunglasses are $14, the skirt is $58, the bracelets — can you see them? — are $24 each.

What Clothes? Urban Outfitters Presents Naked & Half-Naked Chicks

Looky here! More nekkid. They're selling the hat, the bra, the stockings and the duvet cover. Not listed: The bag, the plant, the part in the contract where posing for Urban Outfitters means posing nude.

What Clothes? Urban Outfitters Presents Naked & Half-Naked Chicks

Whoops! Pardon us as we intrude on your intimate, bra-less moment, young lady. For sale here: Leaf umbrella wall art, $60; scoopneck tank, $24; geode necklace, $28; beaded plait necklace, $24. Are we to assume that her underwear is her own?

What Clothes? Urban Outfitters Presents Naked & Half-Naked Chicks

Well. The headboard is silk and $475; the strategically placed quilt is $160. The faux-voyeuristic feeling of watching "girls being girls" is free. Creepy and staged, but free.

What Clothes? Urban Outfitters Presents Naked & Half-Naked Chicks

Kate Moss you are not. But yeah, the 90s are back.

What Clothes? Urban Outfitters Presents Naked & Half-Naked Chicks

If you buy that $158 tie-dye dress on the lower right, you will probaby button a few buttons and sit with your legs closed, no?

What Clothes? Urban Outfitters Presents Naked & Half-Naked Chicks

Is this "sexy"? Let's see: Unconscious female? Check. Visible nipple? Check. Dress pushed up to reveal crotch? Check.

What Clothes? Urban Outfitters Presents Naked & Half-Naked Chicks

Oh god. Is this what the disaffected youths will be wearing as they totter to bars this spring? Desperately Seeking Soco?


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