Low Fashion At Top Model Launch

The launch party for America's Next Top Model at NYC's Gotham Hall brought together Top Models past and future to demonstrate that moddles can dress just as appallingly as everyone else.

















The Good:

Low Fashion At Top Model Launch

All things being relative, Yohanna House's slightly frumpy but basically pretty frock scores a home run!


Low Fashion At Top Model Launch

By the same token, Daniella Jannetta Eavans' (okay, slightly too short) basics get a pass!




The Bad:

Low Fashion At Top Model Launch

Mrs. Roper called. She wants her housecoat back.


Low Fashion At Top Model Launch

Jael Strauss. Moving on!


Low Fashion At Top Model Launch

Saleisha Stowers demonstrates how the bandage dress can go horribly awry.


Low Fashion At Top Model Launch

People have been bemoaning fashion's conservatism lately. Jaslene Gonzalez's duster is not the antidote anyone has in mind.


Low Fashion At Top Model Launch

Why Rebecca Epley felt compelled to stick a swath of horsehair on her dress? The world may never know.


Low Fashion At Top Model Launch

Dawn Richard can foot the bills for our retina damage.

[Images via Getty]