Campari's Calendars: Fairy Tales & Tales Of Force

Remember Jessica Alba's heavily Photoshopped Campari ads? There are more where that came from, and Eva Mendes and Salma Hayek are in some bizarre scenarios.

Campari's Calendars: Fairy Tales & Tales Of Force

Not that Jessica Alba's digitally whittled waist isn't bizarre: It is.

Campari's Calendars: Fairy Tales & Tales Of Force

Eva Mendes' series of photographs appear to be fairy-tale themed; she's the Queen of Hearts…

Campari's Calendars: Fairy Tales & Tales Of Force

…she's Puss in Boots,

Campari's Calendars: Fairy Tales & Tales Of Force

she's Little Red Riding Hood,

Campari's Calendars: Fairy Tales & Tales Of Force

she's a mermaid,

Campari's Calendars: Fairy Tales & Tales Of Force

she's Cinderella with the glass s(l)ippper.

Campari's Calendars: Fairy Tales & Tales Of Force

Here she is as someone whose arms and bustline have been photoshopped beyond recognition.

Campari's Calendars: Fairy Tales & Tales Of Force

And what the hell is this??? Beauty and the Beast Who Drew Blood? Does knowing that this woman was attacked by a mythical monster make you want to want to buy Campari?

Campari's Calendars: Fairy Tales & Tales Of Force


Salma Hayek's photographs involve diamonds and men, and she mostly looks like she is having fun.

Campari's Calendars: Fairy Tales & Tales Of Force

Except when she looks worried.

Campari's Calendars: Fairy Tales & Tales Of Force

And except for this part where some faceless dudes with booze are forcing this woman into an elevator. The tipster who sent these images to us used the words "gang rape." While that is not entirely clear, you do not, from this image alone, get the idea that this woman is safe, in control, or comfortable. In a way, the ad works, though: We could use a drink. But it sure as hell won't be Campari.


Campari Calendars [Foto Decadent]