Your Uterus Has Been Recalled

I Heart Guts has issued a recall of their Uterus Plush because the toy failed a child toy safety standards test.

The recall was issued because if you pull too hard on the fallopian tubes the ovary will pop off, which poses a choking hazard. So if your child is happily chewing on her stuffed uterus, you should take it away from her immediately. The rest of their line of plush organ toys, including the gallbladder, kidney, and liver, meet U.S. and European child safety standards, but for now the uterus will only be sold to adults. The company will be producing a new child-safe uterus in 2009, "for those of you with kids who must have a plushie uterus." [Babble]