Two Besties today! The first is revolutionary; the second is elementary:

The First Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Islamic Militants Get Their Gawker On: "See now, if only Egypt let their extremists have their own Gawker, they'd spend all their time in their ma's basement making up LOLspeak threats to presidential cats instead of thinking up nefarious plots. Freedom of speech FTW." You say: "Bush, plz." • The Second Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Media Outlets Still Obsessed With Obama Girls' First Day: "Yes, but did they circle YES or NO on Senator Chuck Schumer's nephew's Referendum #435297-IR: Do you like me?" We say: And can we imagine Malia running for class president? Yes we can!

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