We know celebs are great at talking a lot while saying nothing, but even by those standards...what the hell is Anne Hathaway talking about in this Today show segment?

In response to Meredith's sympathetic, "You had a great year last year, but also a trying year....on the personal front," the Bride warrior launches into a bizarre, nervous monologue on "experimentation in life and curiosity" but not to the point of "hurting yourself," none of which seems to have much to do with oily Italian scam artists in clerical costumes, anal sex rumors, or indeed anything.

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