Here we go again: Ann Coulter, perhaps tired of coming in second to Elizabeth Hasselbeck in the 2008 "Annoy Liberals As Much As Possible" competition, has found herself a new target for 2009: Michelle Obama.

In her new book, Guilty: Liberal 'Victims' and their Assault on America, Coulter attacks Obama's wardrobe, noting: "Her obvious imitation of Jackie O's style - the flipped-under hair, the sleeveless A-line dresses, the short strands of fake pearls - would have been laughable if done by anyone other than a media-designated saint." Cindy McCain, however, gets the Coulter stamp of approval, because she "dressed well without freakishly imitating famous First Ladies in history." Well thanks, Ann. Because if there's anyone who should be giving fashion advice, it's the woman who shows up to every event ever in the same damn little black dress from 1987. Oh snap! [NYDailyNews]