• As part of his ongoing campaign to be named "classiest new dad in America," Pete Wentz has announced that he's tried wife Ashlee Simpson's breast milk, and he thinks it tastes "weird" and "sour." [Babble]
  • This morning it appeared that Jennifer Aniston had beaten the Jolie-Pitts once and for all since her dog movie earned $10 million more than Brad's possibly Oscar-worthy film over the weekend. But now reports are surfacing that Jen's romance with John Mayer is on the rocks again. The recent uncharacteristic PDA was just a stunt to promote her film and the two spent Christmas on separate coasts. So, point Jolie-Pitts? [The Daily Mail]
  • Star reported earlier today that Tara Reid was offered free rehab at Promises as a publicity stunt to drum up business for the $1,600 a night facility. But Promises has issued a statement insisting the story is untrue and demanded Star take the story down. [Perez Hilton]
  • The REPCA has started a "fact-finding exercise" to determine if Prince Edward struck his Labrador retriever after photos of him possibly hitting his dog with a walking stick surfaced. Buckingham Palace claims the prince was just waving his stick to break up a fight between his two dogs over a dead pheasant. [BBC]
  • Joe Francis is being sued by the man who bought his $6.5 million house because Francis and the subsequent owner did not disclose that the house had problems with the decks, the paint, the caulking, the walls, and the windows. Francis, who just flipped the house and never actually lived there, said, "I'm sorta bummed out that it might cost me $3 million and I never got to have one naked girl in that jacuzzi." Yeah, we're crying for you Joe. [TMZ]
  • In these photos Prince Harry demonstrates his awesome beer bong technique, proving he's got what it takes to assume the British throne if necessary. But he's got some competition — no one chug-a-lugs like Lizzie II! [TMZ]
  • Dallas Cowboys' quarterback Tony Romo collapsed in the locker room shower after a losing game on Sunday. Medical staff were on hand and he walked out of the locker room on his own, but he needed help leaving the podium at the press conference afterwards. Somehow, this must be Jessica Simpson's fault. [Perez Hilton]
  • Zooey Deschanel is engaged to a rocker, but which one is unclear. Earlier today In Touch reported that AFI bass guitarist Hunter Burgan was the lucky man, but now Us claims they were lying! She's actually engaged to Death Cab for Cute front man Ben Gibbard. We say whichever dude you're marrying, congrats! [Just Jared, Us]
  • Apparently, Regis Philbin's son from his first marriage, Dan, suffers from a spinal cord defect and had his legs amputated years ago. Now he's been unemployed for three years and his family is so poor that his wife has turned to the National Enquirer to beg her ostensibly stingy father-in-law for money. Something tells us Reeg won't be chatting about his adorable family troubles on air tomorrow with Kelly. [Perez Hilton]
  • Jude Law spent his 36th birthday today with ex-wife Sadie Frost, adding fuel to the rumors that they've rekindled their romance. The two are spending the Christmas break together in sexy Rio de Janeiro ... with their three children. [This Is London]
  • After starring working together on The Spirit, Samuel L. Jackson and Scarlett Johansson are officially BFF. [The Star]
  • Clint Eastwood, 78, says it's hard for him to find sufficiently "edgy" acting roles, so he may stay behind the camera for a while. He's already working on directing a film about Nelson Mandela starring Morgan Freeman. [CNN]
  • For those of you aware that Sienna Miller's nude photo co-romper Balthazar Getty is on Brothers & Sisters, he may be leaving the show. [E!]
  • J.Lo's publicist says she and husband Marc Anthony are fine and they went shopping together last week. So obviously all those rumors that they're breaking up are just damn dirty lies. [E!]
  • Finally, we're not sure what to make of this: Britney is in India with choreographer Sandip Soparrkar. This is supposedly what she had to say: "Rajasthan is an amazing place, and I feel like an Indian princess in this ghagra-choli with gold work that Sandip gifted me.” She adds, “Sandip and I have decided to spend New Year together. I wish the media would not probe our relationship till we wish to bring it out in the open.” Yes, the princess part is straight Britney, but we somehow doubt these actual words came out of our Brit Brit's mouth. Is it possible the Times of India didn't know the proper translation for "y'all"? [Times of India]