Eye-Poppingly Absurd Clothes At Capri Hollywood Film Festival

The Capri Film Festival is apparently code for "dressing absurdly in a weird party room." Because stars of Italian screen — and for some reason, Heather Graham — looked awesomely bizarre last night.

























The Good:

Eye-Poppingly Absurd Clothes At Capri Hollywood Film Festival

If Heather had worn this a few days earlier, she just might have made the year's Top Ten!


Eye-Poppingly Absurd Clothes At Capri Hollywood Film Festival

Her casual change of clothes, while less spectacular, is vintage H.G. — she's always pulled off California flower child extra-well.


Eye-Poppingly Absurd Clothes At Capri Hollywood Film Festival

Violante Placido does a cool, easy iteration on the GBU.


Eye-Poppingly Absurd Clothes At Capri Hollywood Film Festival

Is Elsa Zylberstein wearing flats? Either way, this is a pretty slip of a dress.


The Bad:

Eye-Poppingly Absurd Clothes At Capri Hollywood Film Festival

Tori Praver has forgotten her pants.


Eye-Poppingly Absurd Clothes At Capri Hollywood Film Festival

Look, I get asymmetry. But Gisella Marengo looks like she lost a sleeve en route, and there's very little excuse for this unflattering and uncomfy breast action.


Eye-Poppingly Absurd Clothes At Capri Hollywood Film Festival

Tiziana Rocca's high neckline would be unflattering in the best of circumstances. Which this gown most certainly is not.


The Ugly:

Eye-Poppingly Absurd Clothes At Capri Hollywood Film Festival

Short-crotched jumpsuit plus feather boa = alchemy of horrible for Isabella Ragonese.

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