Prince William Grew A Beard, And Other Scenes From A Slow News Day

  • Some men grow beards in their 20s, even if they are actual royalty (we know that we already did a Snap Judgment of ol' beardo, but Will's beard deserves a double post). [Huffington Post]
  • It's still winter and the weather is doing winter-y things. [Huffington Post]
  • The economy still sucks. [Wall Street Journal]
  • Some Republicans like Bobby Jindal won't run in 2012 if Barack Obama isn't the worst President in this history of the universe because they prefer to win. [Politico]
  • Obama isn't going to Iraq before the Inauguration, which means he's probably going after. [Washington Post]
  • Other countries are realizing that throwing more money at the world economic crisis is just throwing good money after bad. [NY Times]
  • Caroline Kennedy realizes that she has to talk to the media to get David Paterson to appoint her to Hillary Clinton's Senate seat. [Huffington Post]
  • Water inevitably wet.
  • Paint perpetually dries slowly.
  • Down remains down and up remains up.
  • Gravity is still in effect.
  • The Earth continues to revolve around the sun
  • There's never much newsworthy to talk about the day after Christmas.