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Our Bestie today is a true Amurrican hero.

in response to, All We Want For Christmas Is For Hillary Clinton To Save The World:

"I'd like all you commie pinkos to get the hell up out of my country.
Understand this:

1. America created democracy. Everyone before us whose system we appeared to have swiped was only playing at it.

2. God, guns and guts made us great and will continue to do so. And if you say different, I'll kick in your door and shoot in Jesus name.

3. Jesus spoke English. Without an accent.

4. America won World War II. Or rather Captain America did while the rest of you marys held our coats."

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