The Hills Finale Was Alive With The Sound Of Horrible Fashion

As The Hills celebrated the conclusion of its 4th season at NYC's Tavern on the Green yesterday, we were left to ask, how can a group of "professional designers" all look so gloriously, fabulously fug?



The Good:


The Hills Finale Was Alive With The Sound Of Horrible Fashion

Despite having the most modest design aspirations of the cadre (she merely has a denim line) Audrina is consistently better-dressed than her compatriots. Exhibit A: this classic strapless.


The Hills Finale Was Alive With The Sound Of Horrible Fashion

Remember, kids, "good" is relative today! And Lo Bosworth's bumblebee special retains a smidgen of retro charm.


The Hills Finale Was Alive With The Sound Of Horrible Fashion

Again, Lauren Conrad is graded on a blessedly kind curve; it walks the frump line, but her overly-mature sheath is inoffensive!


The Bad:

The Hills Finale Was Alive With The Sound Of Horrible Fashion

Heidi Montag makes me wonder: is there something to be said for never disappointing? Or does that just say something awful about our expectations?


The Hills Finale Was Alive With The Sound Of Horrible Fashion

Remember when Whitney Port was the relatively down-to-earth one who seemed to have slightly more of a job? Now she has her own spin-off, a fashion line, a fake job of her very own, and is for some reason apparently renting Stevie Nicks costumes from Party City.


The Hills Finale Was Alive With The Sound Of Horrible Fashion

Behold: Stephanie Pratt, the evening's nadir!


The Horrifying/Awesome/Back to Horrifying:

The Hills Finale Was Alive With The Sound Of Horrible Fashion




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