Barack Obama Stays Hot While We Freeze

  • ... [wipes drool]
  • Barack Obama is on vacation with his family in Kailua, Hawai'i this week. [Huffington Post]
  • Bowlers are peeved that he might turn the White House bowling alley into a basketball court. [Wall Street Journal]
  • He produced a web video announcing the people that will be running science policy for his Administration and not one of them believes in creationism. [Washington Post]
  • And Joe Biden is going to head up the White House Task Force On Working Families, but stop calling him a "Czar" of something because he is the Vice fucking President and the Obamites have famously put a kibosh on calling anyone a Czar anyway. [CNN]
  • Current Vice President Cheney has trouble understand that rap music stuff and would like those kids to get the hell off his lawn. [Think Progress]
  • Sarah Palin blames John McCain's advisers for pretty much everything. [Huffington Post]
  • Hillary Clinton just forgave her $13 million campaign loan, but still owes Mark Penn more than $5 million (and a host of other vendors about $1 million). [New York Times]
  • Toyota is about to report its first operating loss in 70 years, despite all that talk of so-called union benefits being the problem that is plaguing the U.S. auto industry. The auto bailout will nonetheless proceed apace, including the part where they reduce wages and benefits of GM and Chrysler workers. [MSNBC]