We told Tyra yet again that she is no Oprah Winfrey. Learn it, live it, love it, Ty Ty. There is only one Winfrey.

• We gave you a particularly noxious crap email with a secret twist at the end!
• Elisabeth Hasselbeck is basically the worst person in the world. But at least she's occasionally entertaining!
• Wait, scratch that. Meme Roth, the anti-obesity activist, is actually the worst person in the world. She wants to take ice cream away from your child.
• Douchebags galore! Check out a new species of jerk called L'Homme Fatal.
• On the bright side, we learned how to bump it!
• Even brighter: best reality show moments of the year.
• So bright we must wear shades: the latest dirt on the Real Housewives of Atlanta.
• It's snowing here in old New York, so dress for yourselves this weekend, and have a good one!

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