The Bestie should start her own doll shop called the UNpleasant Company:
In response to, The New Girl: We Lost Samantha For This?: "The titles of her six books will also deviate from tradition.
Meet Chrissa = Wat it do, Chrissa?
Chrissa Learns A Lesson= Chrissa Gets Served
Chrissa's Surprise= Chrissa Was Born Male
Happy Birthday, Chrissa = Chrissa's Super Sweet Ninth
Chrissa Saves the Day = Chrissa Does Not Save The Day
Changes for Chrissa = Fuck it, Bring Samantha Back"
[Image via Oh! My God! I Miss You]


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