The middle-aged, alcoholic sex addict on last night's Intervention is demonstrative of why some people's "drunk slut" phases should eventually come to an end.

Janet's first husband was a millionaire drug trafficker, but she left him after all of their assets were seized by the government. The second time around, she married for love, but missed the money and partying lifestyle. However, the lack of the former did not keep her from pursuing the latter: Her second husband has filed for divorce, she's taken up with a 75-year-old boyfriend who lives in a trailer park, her wardrobe is limited to bikinis and sarongs, and she drinks a gallon of white wine a day. She refers to herself as a "lady of leisure."