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    What American Women Can And Cannot Do

    Inspired by American Bedu's list of what Saudi women can and cannot do, we've compiled a corresponding list for American women.

    American Bedu points out that while Saudi women can't drive or visit a graveyard, they can own property and businesses. Here's our list of the rights and restrictions for women here in the US of A.

    American women can:

    — drive
    — vote
    — run for President
    — be really rich (but it helps if you're a Walton)
    — join the Navy
    — compete in the Olympics (but not in boxing)
    — top the New York Times Best Seller List
    — become men

    American women cannot:

    — walk alone at night without fear of being assaulted
    — buy birth control pills without a prescription (except Plan B)
    — marry another woman (except in Massachusetts and Connecticut)
    — be a Navy SEAL
    — play professional baseball
    — get fat without apologizing for it
    — look plain without getting shit for it
    — look hot or get drunk without "asking for it"

    Now add your own!

    What Saudi women can and cannot do [American Bedu]

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