Countess Cristina de Vogüé (!!) from the famed French Chateau Vaux Le Vicomte (?!?!?!) was on Martha Stewart's show today, "sharing" her meringue recipe. This, of course, meant Martha did all the work:

The Countess corrected Martha when Martha accidentally said "flour" instead of "sugar, "and When Martha asked the Countess if she wanted to help, the Countess said something like she hadn't touched kitchen utensils in 26 years. But Martha and the Countess seemed to bond when the Countess proclaimed, "To give directions is very difficult." Martha agreed: "I'd rather do it myself," she enthused. The woman knows she is a control freak! Clip at left.

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