Today on Today's "Yenta Hour," the ladies complained that texting is hard, Hoda got cougar-y, and Kathie Lee wrote a musical called Keepin' It Real!

We've already expressed our love/hate relationship witih Today's campy-twosome Kathie Lee Gifford and Hoda Kotb. It's so easy to get sucked into their vacuous banter which, this morning, involved Hoda's love for singer Chris Brown, and the musical that Kathie Lee wrote called Keepin' It Real. (It's about a teen who lives in Malibu who has to resist the temptation of plastic surgery, and is being performed by high school students in Indiana this weekend. It sounds seriously awesome.)

Earlier: Kathie Lee And Hoda's 4th Hour Of Today Is So Bad It's (Almost) Good