You know, I thought it was kind of a coup that The Hills: Aftershow had Holly Montag on the same day the bomb was dropped that her sister Heidi had eloped with Spencer. What luck that they could get someone so important to discuss this trivial shit! Then last night, for some reason, Tom Cruise was on! The hosts of the show held up a picture of Spencer and had Tom dispense words of advice to a guy that many think has brainwashed his young wife into submission, alienating her from the family she was once close to. Oh the irony! Clip above.

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