This is the time of year for gift guides! What to buy your mom! And your fashionista friend! And your crush! For under $50! You've probably got a lot of good suggestions, so here's something else: The Ultimate Bad Gift Guide. Our guide is composed of terrible gifts we have actually given and received through the years. Part 1: Gifts Not To Get The Family! (And we'll add any particularly egregious gifts of yours to future installments!)

Picture of Yourself



Gift Certificate For "Meal With Me, On You"



Salad Spinner



Unsolicited Gym Membership



Socks



Book of Limericks



Things People Are Allergic To



Uncut Sheet Of $1 Bills



Nips

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