JOOP: Nourish Your Inner JezebelHortense Smith12/06/08 12:30pmFiled to: Goopsy DaisyGwyneth PaltrowJOOPGOOPTop512EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalinkYou know, the holidays are a time for special things: introspection, family gatherings, and the purchasing of overpriced items. As I sit here on this graham-colored couch that my boyfriend bought three years ago at a yard sale, I can't help but think that I am qualified to share my opinions on things that nobody asked my opinions on. After all, it is the holiday season, and everyone is looking for mindless, unsolicited advice from a stranger who claims to have all the answers. Dearest friends, in this, our twelve-est month of the year, I felt it important to share a little bit of me with you. And so I thought I would follow Gwyneth Paltrow's lead and give you some life tips you never wanted in the first place. After the jump, some special things to make, go, do, get, be and see.