On last night's 30 Rock, Liz didn't want to go to her high school reunion because she remembers herself as a defenseless nerd whom no one liked. It turns out that Liz's memory is pretty shoddy, because she was actually a defenSIVE nerd whom no one liked. "This is a beauty mark, but you thought it was funny to say that God pooped on me," the homecoming queen complained. Like Sarah Palin before her, Liz Lemon has more than just a dash of high school bitchy. Clip above.


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