The Onion is selling gift boxes featuring fake products that will definitely make watching dad open that package of sock you got him more exciting. Who wouldn't want the iFeast, a portable MP3 docking station/pet feeding system or a smoke alarm that wakes you slowly to the gentle sounds of the rain forest? Fortunately, these products don't actually exist, but you can buy the empty boxes at the Onion Store. [Via Random Good Stuff]