PETA Pimps Coffins • World's Oldest Cat Turns 125

• Oh joy: PETA is now selling hand-painted coffins (for a modest $75)so that PETA supporters can advertise their beliefs well past their Earthly lifetime. • An online survey by Bliss, a British teen magazine, reports that nearly a quarter of 14-year-olds have been forced to have sex or do something sexual against their will.• New research estimates that 4% to 16% of children in high-income nations are physically abused, yet 1 in 10 of these abuses are reported.•

• Opponents of the Miss University London beauty pageant (which is not connected with the school) are hoping to get the pageant which they see as misogynistic and like a "cattle call" cancelled before the contest's grand finale in February. • A new study claims that women who must work to support themselves or their family have a higher hip-to-waist ratio which might be linked to androgens (which includes testosterone) which is linked to stamina and assertiveness. • A 1-week old English infant who was separated from her conjoined twin died on Tuesday after the surgery. Her twin sister is in stable condition. • Police in Uganda claim that violent gangs are robbing men by luring them with women who have chloroform on their chests and then stripping them once they are unconscious. • The UK Resource Centre for Women in Science, Engineering and Technology are calling for the next Doctor Who to be a woman. • An English cat named Mischief who is believed to be the world's oldest living cat celebrated his 125th birthday (or 27th in human years).• An English teenager's 16th birthday party was ruined when it was crashed by 400 wild party-crashers who found out about the party via Facebook. • A new study suggests that college women are unaware of some sexual assault risks related to drugging, such as leaving your drink unattended. • The ex-boyfriend of a 20-year-old woman in Florida (who can't remember his last name) stole a wig off of the woman's head while riding a bicycle.• New research shows that 1 in 5 women with breast cancer who are 65 or older delay or do not finish their treatment following breast cancer surgery. • Condom sales are up because having sex is the cheapest form of entertainment.• A recent study claims that women who exercise during pregnancy are more likely to have pre-eclampsia. • The first Australian evaluation of the HPV vaccine against hypersensitivity development reveals that a hypersensitivity reaction is rare in young women given the vaccine. • Researchers say that women who have more than two alcoholic drinks a day have a higher risk of developing atrial fibrillation, which can increase the risk of a stroke. • The Pentagon reports that during the 2008 fiscal year, enlisted soldiers and Marines divorced their spouses at the highest rate in the past 16 years. •