Kathie Lee and Hoda were beyond excited about Beyonce's performance on the Today show this morning. In fact, Kathie Lee was so psyched, she tried to go see B before the show. "Down below in the ANALS of Rockefeller center," Kathie explained, "Her bodyguard wouldn't let me in!" Hoda was so embarrassed that Kathie Lee said "anals" instead of annals that she said under her breath, "Don't say anals." Heee! Then Kathie Lee described how she managed to push her way into Beyonce's anals after all. "Don't ever take on a post-menopausal woman,"she said. "You're going to lose."

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