The "bubblegum pink" Keyboard for Blondes actually says things like "duh" and "oops!" if you hit backspace and makes a cash register sound when you hit the dollar sign. Instead of a "caps lock" button, there's a "warning! size xxl letters" button; the F keys are called "useless keys." There's an "SOS" key: Shoes on sale. And, since math is boring, the number keys have musical notes on them. The company calls it the "perfect gift." [NY Daily News ]