This month's issue of Glamour is all about holiday parties, and it's bound to make you wonder what kind of party guest Glamour editors would make. While we have nothing against cash-strapped guests showing up in cocktail dresses from Old Navy, a $20 ball of 100 hair elastics does not a hostess gift make. Since the editors are even budgeting food intake with a 2 page breakdown of the nutritional value of holiday foods, it seems they'd spend the entire party near the hors d'oeuvres, trying to calculate caloric content of a pigs 'n blanket vs. champagne punch. (Judging from the photo on page 198 of a woman bent over Santa's knee getting spanked, they'd go with the punch.) Did Condé Nast dodge a bullet by canceling its holiday party? Find out after the jump.

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