- ...Just like Lance Armstrong, Hitler, Arnold Schwarzenegger and the other dudes with a single testicle.
- But as far as we know, those dudes have bellybuttons, unlike Karolina Kurkova, the no-navel icon.
- She may have a navel, but Lori Drew has no soul.
- Michelle Obama has a soul and, according to an obsessed Salon scribe, a big butt.
- Do vampires like big butts? Maybe we'll find out as Twilight mania takes over the nation.
- Vampires seem rather chivalrous, unlike many modern men, so at least they'd let your big butt in the cab first.
- Speaking of nether regions, one time Carrie Fisher's mom got her a vibrator for Christmas.
- A wrap dress will cover up your business (usually), but is it ever flattering?
- Victoria's Secret fashion show: covering your business in maribou since 1977.
- You guys. Thank effing Gawd it's Friday! So eat, read celebrity gossip on the internet and nap the day away. You deserve it!
